What’s the Funniest Thing a Kid Has Ever Said to You?

Children have no filter and great imaginations—share the most hilarious things you’ve heard on the job.

Kid asked, ‘Is broccoli just baby trees?’ I jot no-filter gems in Notes after pickup.

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